- Being woken up at 4am by twenty minutes of fireworks orchestrated directly outside of your bedroom window by a group of hooting and hollering high schoolers is no way to start off Mother's Day. Or any holiday, for that matter.
- Tin roofs, even when you're not directly under one, always make it seem like it's raining harder than it actually is.
- My shower never works.
- Scrambled eggs are always better when somebody else makes them.
- It will almost always rain on the day you wash all of your laundry.
- The Sun is one of nature's best disinfectants.
Dreams of a Beached Cow
10 years ago
U liked eggs by other people even if they are overcooked and dripping with oil?
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